Altaf Bhai MqM Funny Jokes SmS
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Tumhari
*Namaz…
*Roza…
*Namaz…
*Roza…
Aur…
*Qurbani…
Sirf aur sirf…!
Sirf aur sirf…!
*ALLAH*
Ke liye hein…
Ke liye hein…
Magar Yaad rakho…!
Khaal sirf aur sirf
*=MQM=*
ke liye hai…
ke liye hai…
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Woh konsi 3 makhlooq hein jin ki garden nahi hoti?
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Chalo mein batata hoon,
1) mendak.
2) Haathi.
Aur
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3) Quaid-e-Tehrik
Altaf Harami..
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Chalo mein batata hoon,
1) mendak.
2) Haathi.
Aur
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3) Quaid-e-Tehrik
Altaf Harami..
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ALTAF Bhai jab school gaye, Teacher ne poocha?
Mere pass 4 apples hein, 5 Bachon mein kaise taqseem karein?
Altaf Bola: Aik bache ko urado…
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Shetano ka School Attendence:
Ajooj Majooj
Yes Sir
Yes Sir
Zakoota
Yes Sir
Yes Sir
Drakola
Yes Sir
Yes Sir
Iblees
Yes Sir
Yes Sir
ULUTAF Mae
Sir Wo LONDON my hy
wahan Bath kr usay HARAM Khany ki AADAT ho gai hai
Sir Wo LONDON my hy
wahan Bath kr usay HARAM Khany ki AADAT ho gai hai
Sir Kahan say Kaha raha hay?
Shetan:- Sir Karachi ka Maal., heheheheh
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BREAKiNG NEwS
Abhi Abhi news pe bataya hai k water pump par
Pathano k hotel par MQM k karkuno
ne zabardast
Abhi Abhi news pe bataya hai k water pump par
Pathano k hotel par MQM k karkuno
ne zabardast
Doodh pati chai p or paise de k chaly gae.
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1 Raat Hazrat PEER ALTAF BHAI
Al-Maroof M.Q.M
(Pistol Walay BaBa)
Ek Shakhs K Khwab Myn Aaye
Aur Kaha:
Jo Shakhs Apny Elaqay Myn 12 TT Pistol Taqseem Kry Ga
Usay Jald 9-Zero Ki Zyart Naseeb Hogi
Plz
Ignore Mat Krna
Burns Road Pe Ek Shakhs Ny Isay Jhoot Smjha
Uski bori bnd lash mili
Ek Shakhs Ny Iska Mazaq Uraya To
Uska Mobile Chhin Gya
Orangi Town Myn Ek Doodh Waly Ny Isay Sach Samjha
Aur Isay 20 Logon Ko Send Kr Dia Wo
“Town NAZIM” Ban gia.
Al-Maroof M.Q.M
(Pistol Walay BaBa)
Ek Shakhs K Khwab Myn Aaye
Aur Kaha:
Jo Shakhs Apny Elaqay Myn 12 TT Pistol Taqseem Kry Ga
Usay Jald 9-Zero Ki Zyart Naseeb Hogi
Plz
Ignore Mat Krna
Burns Road Pe Ek Shakhs Ny Isay Jhoot Smjha
Uski bori bnd lash mili
Ek Shakhs Ny Iska Mazaq Uraya To
Uska Mobile Chhin Gya
Orangi Town Myn Ek Doodh Waly Ny Isay Sach Samjha
Aur Isay 20 Logon Ko Send Kr Dia Wo
“Town NAZIM” Ban gia.
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Haalaat ki majboori hai warna hum kisi se kam nahi
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Koi humara sar jhuka de itna kisi ka bharum nahi
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Ye to hamare Qaid ki mohabbat hai jo ham khamosh hain
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Warna koi
( MQM )
se takraye itna kisi me dam nahi.
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G.A ALTAF BHAI.
G.A MUTTAHEDA.
G.A M Q M.
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Koi humara sar jhuka de itna kisi ka bharum nahi
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Ye to hamare Qaid ki mohabbat hai jo ham khamosh hain
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Warna koi
( MQM )
se takraye itna kisi me dam nahi.
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G.A ALTAF BHAI.
G.A MUTTAHEDA.
G.A M Q M.
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Some people support PPP party
Some MQM party
Some ANP party
Some PML-N party
Some PTI party
Some MQM party
Some ANP party
Some PML-N party
Some PTI party
But…
I support only one party and the name of party is
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Iftaar party. .;-):-
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Iftaar party. .;-):-
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tu ne isi dar se apni khutna nahin karwaya
“faraz”
k kahin khaal ke piche M.Q.M se jhagra na ho jaye.
“faraz”
k kahin khaal ke piche M.Q.M se jhagra na ho jaye.
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Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!
Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo MQM mein Hain.
Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai
