Asif Ali Zardari SmS
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President Asif Zardari ny PCB Chairman Ijaz butt Sy Match Fixing Ki Report Talab Karli...,
Or kaha
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"Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy"....=P
Or kaha
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"Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy"....=P
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Zardari ko juta nhi laga tu kya hua "Faraz"
Akhir Jutay ki bhi koi self respect hy....!
Akhir Jutay ki bhi koi self respect hy....!
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Janab
Zillat maab
haqeer
Faqeer
qatil-e-banazir
Misl-e-kanzeer
Be-zameer
asif ali zardari nay frmaya
Faqeer
qatil-e-banazir
Misl-e-kanzeer
Be-zameer
asif ali zardari nay frmaya
Swis account de case na putto
G.A Bhutto
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100 de card picche 32 lutto
G.A Bhutto
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Gareban nu lamyan pa k kutto
G.A Bhutto
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Is msg nu aggy Sutto
G.A Bhutto
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Jabb Joota BUSH Ko Laga Tha
Woh Zyada Daer Sadar Nahi Reh Paya Faraz
Mujhe Bhi Joota Parr Gaya Hai
Lagta Hai Mere Din Bhi Thoray Hain
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Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko
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A molvi went to zadari and said “makhlook ko itna tang na karo Khuda ka azab ajaey gaa”
Zardari : Tang to Musharraf ney kiya tha ……..mein to azaab hoon
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Golden words of a scholor
1-Paisa jitna bhi jama kar lo kam hy
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2-Jo cheez mangey na milay
usay utha lo..
(Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari AKA Mr.10%)
1-Paisa jitna bhi jama kar lo kam hy
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2-Jo cheez mangey na milay
usay utha lo..
(Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari AKA Mr.10%)
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Qyamat kb aye ge ?
JAB
Zardari imandari krega
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Altaf Karachi aye ga
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Musharaf par muqddma chale ga
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Sheri Rehman parda kre ge
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Nawaz aqalmand ho ga
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Chief Justice bahal ho ga
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Benazir k qatilon ka pta chal jae ga
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Barik Hussain Obama Haj kre ga
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India world cup jete ga
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Lalu parshad politics chore de ga
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China 2# saman bnana bnd kr de ga
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Pakistan k MNA/MPA ghareeb ho ge
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Bank gharebo ka qarza maaf kre ga
JAB
Zardari imandari krega
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Altaf Karachi aye ga
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Musharaf par muqddma chale ga
.
Sheri Rehman parda kre ge
.
Nawaz aqalmand ho ga
.
Chief Justice bahal ho ga
.
Benazir k qatilon ka pta chal jae ga
.
Barik Hussain Obama Haj kre ga
.
India world cup jete ga
.
Lalu parshad politics chore de ga
.
China 2# saman bnana bnd kr de ga
.
Pakistan k MNA/MPA ghareeb ho ge
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Bank gharebo ka qarza maaf kre ga
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Haqeqat Thi Par Khuwab Nikla,
Door Tha Par Pass Nikla,
Me is Kambakht Ko Kia Kahon ?FARAZ?,
Ye Zardari To MUSHARAF Ka Bhi Baap nikla?.
Door Tha Par Pass Nikla,
Me is Kambakht Ko Kia Kahon ?FARAZ?,
Ye Zardari To MUSHARAF Ka Bhi Baap nikla?.
10
A man dies. In sky he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks angel,
"What r these for?"
Angel answers,
"These r Lie Clocks,
every person has lie clock! Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves."
"These r Lie Clocks,
every person has lie clock! Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves."
The man points towards a clock n asks:
Whose clock is this?
Angel says:
its M. Ali Jinnah's. It never moved, showing that he never told lie.
its M. Ali Jinnah's. It never moved, showing that he never told lie.
The man asks:
Where is Zardari's clock?
Where is Zardari's clock?
Angel replied:
Its in our office. We use it as table fan...
Its in our office. We use it as table fan...
